The Republic of Gwap is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.51 billion Gwapians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The Gwapian economy, worth 102 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,711 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gwap's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Gwap is ranked 61,990^th in the world and 1^st in Erebos for Rudest Citizens, with 73.06 insults per minute.