The State of Guyatt is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.832 billion Guyattians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Guyattian economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,563 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,577 per year while the poor average 2,501, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, deers are considered a delicacy, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Guyatt has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Guyatt's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guyatt is ranked 2,210^th in the world and 11^th in Metropolis for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 126.53 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.