The Nomadic Peoples of Gurmland is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.707 billion Gurmlandians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gurmlandian economy, worth 256 trillion Unclassified Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 150,438 Unclassified Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 842,908 per year while the poor average 13,322, a ratio of 63.3 to 1.

In government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants, belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, nudity is frowned upon, and there's a mortuary next to every Gurmlandian restaurant. Crime is a major problem. Gurmland's national animal is the Echoless Chameleon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gurmland is ranked 3,491^st in the world and 15^th in Concord for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 144,119.88 Standard Monetary Units.