The State of Gurbanguly is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 15.429 billion Gurbangulyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas City. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The strong Gurbangulyian economy, worth 751 trillion betales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 48,706 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, Gurbanguly has designated Douglas City as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Gurbanguly in an international press conference. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gurbanguly's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gurbanguly is ranked 117,937^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of Turkmenistan for Safest, scoring 75.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.