The Most Serene Republic of Guns n Gold is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by James Politician with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of public education, and astonishingly minimal parenting. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.033 billion Guns n Goldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arms Manufactory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Guns n Goldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,289 Bullets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,715 per year while the poor average 36,121, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Arms Manufactory to enjoy their national art, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and citizens are expected to be armed at all times. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Guns n Gold's national animal is the Golden Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Murder.

Guns n Gold is ranked 178,950^th in the world and 20^th in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 374.91 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.