The Most Serene Republic of Gummy Worm is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 689 million Gummy Wormians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wormidon. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Gummy Wormian economy, worth 17.5 trillion Gummies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 25,456 Gummies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gummy Worm's national animal is the Danger Noodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gummy Worm is ranked 43,811^th in the world and 3^rd in Neue Golden Sands for Most Secular, with 26.22 Atheism Rate.