The Province of Guipuzcoa is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.92 billion Guipuzcoans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donostia - San Sebastian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Guipuzcoan economy, worth 415 trillion pesetas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 70,219 pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, and children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Guipuzcoa's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Guipuzcoa is ranked 180,425^th in the world and 49^th in Cities for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.82 on the Bus Surprisal Index.