The Infinite Supply of Guinness Extra Stout is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Diageo with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.815 billion Guinness Extra Stoutians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St James Gate Brewery. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Guinness Extra Stoutian economy, worth 857 trillion pints a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 79,243 pints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, Guinness Extra Stout is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime is almost non-existent. Guinness Extra Stout's national animal is the toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Guinness.

Guinness Extra Stout is ranked 164,526^th in the world and 3^rd in Guinness for Largest Black Market, with 915 billion Standard Monetary Units.