The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde XXVI is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The cynical, devout population of 7.93 billion Guinea Pig Horde XXVIians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 31.6%.

The thriving Guinea Pig Horde XXVIian economy, worth 544 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,658 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde XXVI's national animal is the dove.

Guinea Pig Horde XXVI is ranked 54,968^th in the world and 2,940^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 34.14 kickbacks per hour.