The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde 12 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its digital currency, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 6.815 billion Guinea Pig Horde 12ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Guinea Pig Horde 12ian economy, worth 430 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,120 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Guinea Pig Horde 12ians, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, glamping Guinea Pig Horde 12ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde 12's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guinea Pig Horde 12 is ranked 69,083^rd in the world and 3,835^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.21 law-abiding acts per hour.