The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde 10 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 6.72 billion Guinea Pig Horde 10ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.2%.

The thriving Guinea Pig Horde 10ian economy, worth 454 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,640 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde 10's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guinea Pig Horde 10 is ranked 60,566^th in the world and 3,474^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.67 law-abiding acts per hour.