The Principality of Guiles is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 62 million Guilesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Guilesian economy, worth 1.64 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,511 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guiles's national animal is the Eagle.

Guiles is ranked 108,615^th in the world and 30^th in The Empire of Walbard for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.