The Matriarchy of Guildmaster is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 4.211 billion Guildmasterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.1%.

The Guildmasterian economy, worth 171 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,801 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Guildmaster to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guildmaster's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Guildmaster is ranked 201,853^rd in the world and 9^th in Baal for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,179.79 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.