The State of Guic is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working population of 21.9 billion Guicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The Guician economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,282 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, Guic has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Guic in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guic's national animal is the deer.

Guic is ranked 99,709^th in the world and 1^st in The East for Fattest Citizens, with 11.3 Obesity Rate.