The Rogue Nation of Guiaa is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical, devout population of 3.018 billion Guiaans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Guiaan economy, worth 347 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,276 florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and job satisfaction is a luxury many Guiaans can't afford. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guiaa's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Guiaa is ranked 84,054^th in the world and 23^rd in thunder 527 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,774.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.