The Colony of GUF33 is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.494 billion GUF33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient GUF33ian economy, worth 306 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,324 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GUF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

GUF33 is ranked 80,434^th in the world and 1^st in Global United Fascists for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,562.17 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.