The Unknown But Known Puppet of Guest No 1 is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by UCL Seiteita Deril Gaelida with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 10.858 billion Guests are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guestania. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Guest economy, worth 412 trillion Mysterious Currencies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,027 Mysterious Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guest No 1's national animal is the Guest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naelitaism.

Guest No 1 is ranked 109,008^th in the world and 4^th in Sub Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 773.11 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.