The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg of Guest nation 236 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Guillaume Jean Joseph Marie de Nassau with a fair hand, and notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.423 billion Luxembourgers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxembourg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Luxembourger economy, worth 404 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 63,013 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,418 per year while the poor average 9,763, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

Internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Guest nation 236's national animal is the Red Lion and its national religion is Catholicism.

Guest nation 236 is ranked 9,311^th in the world and 8^th in The Bongos United for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,793.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.