The Nation of Guest is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.311 billion ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 31.3%.

The powerhouse ian economy, worth 210 trillion undefineds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,259 undefineds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, the government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically, bedknobs and broomsticks are often seen flying through the air, and only "purebloods" are allowed in the nicer parts of town. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Guest's national animal is the undefined, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Guest is ranked 26,982^nd in the world and 1^st in cdswedf for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7,115.12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.