Population | 3.425 billion |
Capital | Guavanna |
Leader | Cole Phelps |
Faith | Pine Trees |
Currency | Guava Fruit |
Animal | Roborovski Hamster |
The Federation of Guavalandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cole Phelps with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 3.425 billion Guavalandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guavanna. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Guavalandian economy, worth 350 trillion Guava Fruits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,199 Guava Fruits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new universal healthcare system has been dubbed Cole Phelps-care by its detractors, there's a hole in the heart of every Guavalandian city, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Guavalandia's national animal is the Roborovski Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pine Trees.
Guavalandia is ranked 15,804th in the world and 1st in Guavalande for Safest, scoring 116.03 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Guavalandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Guavalandia's influence in Guavalande rose from "Contender" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Guavalandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Inclusive, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Guavalandia's influence in Guavalande fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Guavalandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Guavalandia lodged a message on the Guavalande Regional Message Board.
- : Guavalandia lodged a message on the Guavalande Regional Message Board.
- : Guavalandia changed its national animal to "Roborovski Hamster", its capital to "Guavanna", its currency to "Guava Fruit", its demonym to "Guavalandian", its demonym adjective to "Guavalandian", its faith to "Pine Trees", its leader to "Cole Phelps", and its motto to "Trees are poems that the earth writes upon the sky.".
- : Guavalandia altered its national flag.
- : Guavalandia altered its national flag.