The Pegasus of Guard 86 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 26.771 billion Guard 86ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The strong Guard 86ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 38,286 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,762 per year while the poor average 2,400, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Guard 86's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guard 86 is ranked 136,230^th in the world and 1^st in Irkalla for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.