The Pegasus of Guard 76 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 26.851 billion Guard 76ians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The very strong Guard 76ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,274 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,482 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 145,049 per year while the poor average 12,047, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Guard 76's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guard 76 is ranked 14,319^th in the world and 1^st in Rapture for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,348.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.