The Pegasus of Guard 38 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.178 billion Guard 38ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 29.8%.

The Guard 38ian economy, worth 858 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 38,691 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Guard 38's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guard 38 is ranked 148,937^th in the world and 1^st in Neo Europa for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.