The Pegasus of Guard 37 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Guard with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.338 billion Guards are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guardia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Guard 37ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,189 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 116,684 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guard 37's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Guardianism.

Guard 37 is ranked 32,621^st in the world and 1^st in Sanc for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,752.41 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.