The Pegasus of Guard 33 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.122 billion Guard 33ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Defense, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The strong Guard 33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 43,362 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,812 per year while the poor average 2,329, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Leader has just been declared ruler of Guard 33 in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem. Guard 33's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guard 33 is ranked 251,463^rd in the world and 2^nd in Alliance of Evil Geniuses for Safest, scoring 29.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.