The Protectorate of Guam DPR is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 441 million Guam DPRians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Guam DPRian economy, worth 24.1 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,553 4th Edition Trench Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, prison is a nightmare, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Guam DPR's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Guam DPR is ranked 81,004^th in the world and 3^rd in New Region oasis for Largest Black Market, with 4.22 trillion Standard Monetary Units.