Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,583rdMost Primitive: 2,787thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,216th
The Commonwealth of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Through Shade, We Endure.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Guadeto

Population1.564 billion

Currencylira
Animalindigo stag

The Commonwealth of Guadeto is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.564 billion Guadetoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The strong Guadetoan economy, worth 129 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 83,040 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, helicopter parenting is on the rise, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and the World Commonwealth Games have been won again by Guadeto as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guadeto's national animal is the indigo stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guadeto is ranked 8,018th in the world and 8th in Corsair for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 69.5 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,583rdMost Primitive: 2,787thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,216thTop
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Safest: 4,739thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,078thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,398thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,485thMost Pacifist: 5,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,186thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,047thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,158thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,018thMost Cultured: 8,678thNicest Citizens: 9,290thMost Accessible: 9,749thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,181stMost Inclusive: 10,447thHighest Food Quality: 10,721stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,744thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,162ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,885thLargest Governments: 14,068thMost Income Equality: 14,174thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,406thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,120thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 28,984thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,936thBest Weather: 32,068th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Accessible: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guadeto, the World Commonwealth Games have been won again by Guadeto as no other country cares enough to compete.
  • : Following new legislation in Guadeto, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Guadeto, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Guadeto, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Guadeto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Guadeto, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Guadeto, government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of Guadeto rejoicing.
  • : Following new legislation in Guadeto, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
  • : Following new legislation in Guadeto, a glyph of Leader is worth a thousand letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Guadeto, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!".

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