The Rogue Nation of GSN31 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Gwen with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.827 billion GSN31ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callan. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GSN31ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,669 trillion harps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,490 harps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GSN31's national animal is the banshee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Caitlicigh na hÉireann.

GSN31 is ranked 73,718^th in the world and 555^th in Mikes Hope for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 41.69 on the Bus Surprisal Index.