The Goliath Barbarian of Grog Strongjaw is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.332 billion Grog Strongjawians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Grog Strongjawian economy, worth 230 trillion shiny things a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,192 shiny things, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,646 per year while the poor average 3,274, a ratio of 79.0 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Harry Potter books are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Grog Strongjaw's national animal is the pony.

Grog Strongjaw is ranked 235,012^th in the world and 4^th in Aegean for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 41.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.