The People's Republic of Grizinkalns is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.388 billion Grizinkalnsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daugavas City. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Grizinkalnsian economy, worth 322 trillion Lats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 59,900 Lats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A stitch in time could see you serving nine, cloning has been banned, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grizinkalns's national animal is the White Wagtail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grizinkalns is ranked 310,565^th in the world and 9^th in Warzone Australia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 18.02 on the Kitten Softness Rating.