The Free Land of Greytail Leader is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.264 billion Greytail Leaderians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The very strong Greytail Leaderian economy, worth 62.8 trillion Lungmen Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,652 Lungmen Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

The might of the entire Greytail Leaderian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Greytail Leader in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Greytail Leader's national animal is the Rat King, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Greytail Leader is ranked 74,113^th in the world and 10^th in Lungmen for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,810.65 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.