The Moonlight Kingdom of Gresstria is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.204 billion Gresstrians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Gresstrian economy, worth 219 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,098 baht, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,157 per year while the poor average 4,821, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gresstria's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gresstria is ranked 168,854^th in the world and 3^rd in US Preppers for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.