The Moonlight Kingdom of Gresstria is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.81 billion Gresstrians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Gresstrian economy, worth 251 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,098 baht, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,157 per year while the poor average 4,821, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gresstria's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gresstria is ranked 26,755^th in the world and 1^st in US Preppers for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.1 percentage of bribes refused.