The Republic of Gremurin is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 556 million grems have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the shoebox. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.

The sizeable but inefficient grem economy, worth 28.2 trillion superchats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,764 superchats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, the grem government is the world's largest NGO, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gremurin's national animal is the gremurin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gremurin is ranked 226,924^th in the world and 10^th in Tek Fediratde Kanetonz dan Insiag for Rudest Citizens, with 33.19 insults per minute.