
| Population | 4.396 billion |
| Capital | City-1 |
| Leader | Our Leader |
| Faith | Something |
| Currency | Mark |
| Animal | Something |
The Council of Gregorg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Our Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.396 billion Gregorgians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City-1. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Gregorgian economy, worth 578 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 131,671 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 401,007 per year while the poor average 33,554, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.
Town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, major cities run on potato batteries, the Gregorg Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gregorg's national animal is the Something, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Something.
Gregorg is ranked 50,017th in the world and 2nd in Grego for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,100 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Gregorg, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
- : Following new legislation in
Gregorg, the Gregorg Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
- : Following new legislation in
Gregorg, major cities run on potato batteries.
- : Following new legislation in
Gregorg, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in
Gregorg, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in
Gregorg, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in
Gregorg, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
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Gregorg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in
Gregorg, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in
Gregorg, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.











