The Council of Gregorg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Our Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.532 billion Gregorgans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City-1. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gregorgian economy, worth 615 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 135,765 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Gregorgian citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gregorg's national animal is the Something, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Something.

Gregorg is ranked 55,753^rd in the world and 1^st in Grego for Rudest Citizens, with 77.69 insults per minute.