The Colony of Greensboro is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.731 billion Greensboroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.5%.

The Greensboroan economy, worth 213 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,147 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The average video game can be completed over lunch break, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, and the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greensboro's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Greensboro is ranked 218,611^th in the world and 7^th in red world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.