The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Green beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.497 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Griinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,984 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 264,690 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", trains and passengers alike are often late, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Green beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Green beetles is ranked 1,613^th in the world and 96^th in World of Beetles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,837.54 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.