The Woodhouse Sanctum of Green-1 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical population of 28.993 billion Green-1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.

The very strong Green-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,615 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Livestock mutilations are on the rise, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Green-1 City Natural History Museum, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Green-1's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Green-1 is ranked 190,013^th in the world and 8^th in BLITZKRIEG for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 111.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.