The People's Republic of Greater Thetia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.269 billion Greater Thetians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Greater Thetian economy, worth 144 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 114,203 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Thetia's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Greater Thetia is ranked 27,433^rd in the world and 1,752^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.32 law-abiding acts per hour.