The Dictatorship of Greater Kargon is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lovateria with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.763 billion Greater Kargonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zandovar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Kargonian economy, worth 267 trillion Kars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 151,828 Kars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 510,416 per year while the poor average 33,487, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, it is said that a Greater Kargonian woman's work is never done, and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Kargon's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lemonism.

Greater Kargon is ranked 97,754^th in the world and 32^nd in Estalcia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,013.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.