The Free Land of Greater Ixnay is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The devout population of 603 million Greater Ixnayians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The Greater Ixnayian economy, worth 36.5 trillion Ixnay Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,503 Ixnay Bucks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific ethics are on the chopping block, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Ixnay's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Ixnay is ranked 153,449^th in the world and 14^th in Oriental Constanta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 911.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.