The Community of Great Synagogue of Vilna is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.459 billion Great Synagogue of Vilnans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The Great Synagogue of Vilnan economy, worth 149 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,722 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Synagogue of Vilna's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Great Synagogue of Vilna is ranked 119,028^th in the world and 142^nd in junk for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,339.85 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.