The State of Great Duck is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.552 billion Great Duckians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Great Duckian economy, worth 587 trillion betales a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 35,489 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,732 per year while the poor average 2,224, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Great Duck's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Great Duck is ranked 242,019^th in the world and 8^th in Great Duck Point for Safest, scoring 16.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.