The Commonwealth of Great burger land is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by nimzo chesslord with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.62 billion Great burger landians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New steak city. The average income tax rate is 21.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Great burger landian economy, worth 84.2 trillion burger dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,959 burger dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the arms industry is strictly regulated, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles, and taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great burger land's national animal is the cheese burger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great burger land is ranked 41,571^st in the world and 154^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 105.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.