The Sмooтʜ-тᴀʟкıɴԍ Dıpʟoмᴀтs of Great British Federation is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Andy Burnham with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.285 billion British love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 3,579 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,629 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, and posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great British Federation's national animal is the Red Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

Great British Federation is ranked 258,272^nd in the world and 19^th in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,367.4 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.