The Grand Theocratic Aristocracy of Grazi is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by the Theocratic 1% with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.633 billion subjects of the Theocratic 1% are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouvelle Orléans. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient peasantry economy, worth a remarkable 4,389 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 508,453 Doubloons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,762,161 per year while the poor average 4,577, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, global warming is heating up, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grazi's national animal is the Lower Classes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aristocracism.

Grazi is ranked 332,046^th in the world and 13^th in Coalition of Radiant Atlantic Lobsters for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -73.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.