The City of Grasse is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.45 billion Grassoises are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grasse. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The thriving Grassois economy, worth 372 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 68,365 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,950 per year while the poor average 15,986, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

The government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, grocery store cereal aisles resemble a Piet Mondrian work, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Grasse's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Grasse is ranked 234,929^th in the world and 58^th in Cities for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.31 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.