The Loyal City of Granollers is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 5.567 billion Granolleríns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Granollers. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Granollerí economy, worth 260 trillion euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 46,857 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, Leader has just been declared ruler of Granollers in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Granollers's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Granollers's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Granollers is ranked 241,481^st in the world and 6^th in Catalunya for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.