The Ginormous Furry Planet of Grand Traysandor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Steve Imaginarium with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, humorless population of 43.398 billion Traysandorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swandelle. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grand Traysandorian economy, worth 222 trillion Thingies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,136 Thingies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Traysandor's national animal is the kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.

Grand Traysandor is ranked 44,586^th in the world and 10^th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Patriotic, with 29.99 flags saluted per person per day.