Largest Insurance Industry: 1,942ndLargest Populations: 2,125thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,209th
The Duchy of
Corporate Police State
Rule Gloriana
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Grand Enwik

Population33.444 billion

CurrencyPound
AnimalRoaring Mouse

The Duchy of Grand Enwik is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.444 billion Grand Enwikians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The all-consuming Grand Enwikian economy, worth a remarkable 3,992 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 119,364 Pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 646,072 per year while the poor average 11,401, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Grand Enwik, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Grand Enwik's national animal is the Roaring Mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grand Enwik is ranked 4,142nd in the world and 1st in Albion for Most Stationary, with 2,990.70641928 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,942ndLargest Populations: 2,125thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,209thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,890thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,907thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,281stHighest Economic Output: 3,741stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,852ndMost Stationary: 4,142ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,440thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,631stFattest Citizens: 5,209thMost Avoided: 7,167thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,375thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,161stTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 15,715thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,721stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,388thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,087thMost Pro-Market: 21,570thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,605thMost Influential: 22,880thMost Extreme: 24,342ndMost Primitive: 25,379thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,947th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grand Enwik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Grand Enwik's influence in Albion rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Grand Enwik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Grand Enwik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Grand Enwik's influence in Albion rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Grand Enwik's influence in Albion rose from "Vassal" to "Handshaker".
  • : Grand Enwik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Grand Enwik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Grand Enwik was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Confederacy of Hideaway, killing 9 million zombies.
  • : Grand Enwik was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Confederacy of Hideaway, killing 10 million zombies.

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