The Republic of Grand Anacostia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, democratic population of 26.432 billion Grand Anacostians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Grand Anacostian economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 38,798 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Grand Anacostia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is relatively low. Grand Anacostia's national animal is the eagle.

Grand Anacostia is ranked 126,750^th in the world and 4^th in Ixnay Farm System for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.